2 pointsAnd I hate myself for the first thought that popped into my head: They can’t leave – it’s a stationary shop!
1 pointI couldn't resist. I did the survey and managed to stuff a three page letter into the "comments" box at the bottom. There, I feel much better now. Oh, I still feel oppressed, but at least I'm happier about it.
1 pointMahatma is an "American Greetings" guy. Duly noted.